sábado, marzo 14, 2009
CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
1.-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than yoU
2.-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3.-Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4.-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5.- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6.- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7.- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8.- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.