sábado, septiembre 27, 2008

MY WORLD DOMINATION



Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the statue of liberty. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your arcane ritual, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

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