CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

1.-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than yoU

2.-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3.-Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4.-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5.- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

6.- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7.- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8.- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


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